I did the research so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.
You want: expensive wine and fancy cheese.
You have: a $5 bottle and Tillamook cheddar.
Substitution Success? Oh yes, nobody cares after a glass or two.
You want: to sleep in with no alarm.
You do: go to bead early so trick yourself into waking up on your own before 7.
Substitution Success? Nope, tossing turning and eventually giving up.
You want: dark chocolate syrup on your raspberry sorbet.
You have: raisins.
Substitution Success? No. It may still be black on red, but the taste buds are not in the eye.
You want: to tell somebody to go to hell and stay there.
You do: say nothing but hope your fury will telepathically inform him that he is an ass and should better himself.
Substitution Success? Still no, but I keep trying.
You want: to watch a light and entertaining movie. Comedy or drama.
You do: fight for a while before compromising on a foreign war movie with an important message.
Substitution Success? Very poor.
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