I’m getting ready to go to bed. D is already on it, reading
his book naked, laying sideways with his bare ass just inches from my pillow. The
apartment is hot enough to melt cheese and we have two fans going full force.
me: ehrm…excuse me, would you move?
playboy bunny: nooo…. there’s plenty of space for you over there (pointing to the end of the bed)
me: but that’s not where the light is, or my pillow…come on, just freakin scoot over already!
bunny: but this is the perfect angle for the fan to blow cold air on my crotch…..
me: that’s awesome…. now get your sweaty balls off my pillow, please.
I wish we had AC.
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