Why is that..

If you dress up and then spill on yourself, you end up looking more trashy than had you not bothered putting on that skirt in the first place.
Stains on whatever-type-pants are not a big deal.
Stains on an I-see-you're-trying-today type of outfit.... goshdarnit.
There is nobody in my office today and I'm still tempted to go home and change.
I mean, I won't. Or anything. Just saying.