Really important information here

First of all, the clothes did fit. Pretty much. They pretty much did fit ok... sort of.
I bought them.
It's all good.

Second of all, here's something that truly bugs me... and that I've been forced to hear a lot of lately. Women (although I'm sure men do it too, but it seems to be mostly women) who obsess over calories, workouts and diets and force other people to be part of it.

Example 1:
Going Away dinner party. Great food, drinks, games and conversations. Amazing chocolate cake for dessert. Rich, delicious.
Girl: Oh my gosh, I really shouldn't be eating this (keeps eating). I mean look at this (grabs another piece) this will like go straight to my thighs... oh my gosh, this is like soooooo bad.

Well then. Don't eat it. You either eat it, or you don't. And feel about it as you please, but keep it to yourself and stop trying to make everyone else feel bad about enjoying the cake. We all know it's cake, pretty sure nobody thinks they're chewing on a granola bar here... and if only you got your head out of your ass you'd see there are girls heavier than you trying to kill you with their stares right now.

Example 2:
Lady walks in with a tray of muffins to a morning meeting.
- These are my treat, y'all help yourselves now!
Then turns to the corner where most of the women are sitting and lowers her voice: I would personally not eat a whole one, us ladies should probably try to split them.... they are really fattening and bad for you, total diet busters, so watch out girls!
One guy at three muffins, lady didn't even blink. I ate one, a whole one.... and it did not go unnoticed.

Same lady, at a working lunch a few days later kept asking me about every single item on the menu, whether I thought it was heavy on the calories or would be a good choice, and then told me, when I ordered ranch dressing with my meal "you know they have lighter options....ranch really isn't your best choice, there"

Well fuck, it's my choice right. I finally had to to straight up ask her if she thought I needed to lose weight. It was great, she was all shocked "You? Why no, of course not! Oh my gosh, you're like soooo healthy!"
Ok. Cool, then stay out of my ranch please.