Today...?

I keep saying it's my favourite show... Modern Family, yet somehow I care enough to always miss it. Although today I've been confused as to what day it actually is all day long long. I've said
"see you tomorrow! yeah, friday...so tomorrow?" twice.
And "this is what we normally do on Tuesdays"
and "so maybe on the 5th....whaddya mean today?"

I blame it on going out to dinner Monday night. I mean, who does that?
That lopsided my whole week.
Maybe I'll call tomorrow Saturday and call it good?