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Thursday, September 27, 2012

Bad ass

The FedEx lady was a bitch. And I was not in the mood.
If my life was an action movie, I would have jumped over the desk and punched in the face/choked her/knocked her out.
If my life was a reality show I would have screamed profanities at her, reached over and grabbed a fistful of her hair and made an awesome scene.
But since my life is neither, I said nothing.
Literally, instead of being like "oh, I see... that makes sense, I'll be right back with that information you requested"
I. Said. Nothing.
Just walked out. And returned 5 minutes later with the requested information.
I think I showed her.

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