He didn't find any fellow Americans. Didn't get any sunshine, or fireworks, or... you know, any of that stuff.
No parade.
But we made slushy, layerd, blue, white and red drinks, had a BBQ and did our best to pretend we actually cared about the 4th July.
A fun night, though, that ended with some deep discussions about hockey and the NHL, which... I really don't care about either.